Ya fall asleep during Coronation Street when it's on at 6:30 pm.
Listen and silent have the same letters.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/05/01/india.baby.toss.cnn
The US is not ready for a pres with a muslim name even if he's not.
Whadderyer think?
I think it would be a good idea. Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Sir Winston Churchill
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Albert Einstein
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. Albert Einstein
Genius without education is like silver in the mine. Benjamin Franklin
Men have become the tools of their tools. Henry David Thoreau
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. Oscar Wilde
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry Kissinger
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. George Carlin
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in. Leonardo da Vinci
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them. Robertson Davies
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. Albert Schweitzer
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! Tommy Smothers
You can do anything if you put your mind to it. Except brain surgery. Sharon Stone
Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.
The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear G-d, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat."
He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.
The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other chil dren are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.
She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!"
Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?" Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."
May G-d help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good.
A Jewish man was in a supermarket in Thornhill , Ontario . He saw a black woman trying to get her young child to put down a candy bar he had picked off the shelf.
"Latrell, you put that down! It's not kosher!"
Intrigued, the young man decided to investigate. "Excuse me, ma'am, are you Jewish?"
"No."
"So why did you say that?"
"Why? I'll tell you why. 'Cuz I see all them Jewish mothers saying that to their kids -- and it works, so I decided to try it
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